Deceit in a Donut

I’m the castle in the battle,

Behind me you are all so safe,

I’m the gateway being opened,

I was lying when I said you were safe.

I’m the Messiah leading to heaven,

Follow me to eternal life,

I’m the tumor fatally poisoning,

Forget that thing about eternal life.

I’m the child asking for money,

Today I want a double lunch,

I’m the doctor giving bad news,

It seems your child has choked to death.

I’m the bird flu in your chicken,

Don’t worry I’m really benign,

The same child eating chicken,

Why did I get double chicken breast?

Gibberish

Spam and jam was what he had for a boost,

He already had Sunny-D today,

Would he want to use his neighbor’s toy noose,

On his intrusive stupid manta ray.

T/he manta ray made his mood so morose,

It drank all of his juice and his soda,

And ate all of his bagels and his toast,

It even laughed at his voice of Yoda.

So he stabbed its silly neck many times,

He hacked its head off with a harpoon gun,

The clock had let off many merry chimes,

Before the deadly dirty deed was done.

The man is now rotting in rank reaches of Hades,

Chilling with all his fish killing maties.